This is Australian rugby star Joel Monaghan getting oral sex from his teammate’s dog. Michael Vick wasn’t able to get off, but I bet this guy can.
Suck it bitch! Finally, rugby is interesting. I had no idea Australian dogs went “down under”. This gives whole new meaning to the term “doggy style”. Though in his defense, he was just trying to give a dog a bone. I hope it’s a female dog, otherwise that is so gay. And I hope he first asked his teammate if the dog bites!
Ladies, beware of dating profiles with the caption “Must Love Dogs”.
I mean has this Australian learned nothing from Bella? You’re supposed to just flirt with canines and screw dead people! Twilight reference, no?
I’ll be honest, at first I thought it was a new sex tape with Bristol Palin. What? She’s ugly. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’ll probably still win Dancing with the Stars.