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This is Australian rugby star Joel Monaghan getting oral sex from his teammate’s dog.  Michael Vick wasn’t able to get off, but I bet this guy can.
Suck it bitch! Finally, rugby is interesting. I had no idea Australian dogs went “down under”. This gives whole new meaning to the term “doggy style”. Though in his defense, he was just trying to give a dog a bone.  I hope it’s a female dog, otherwise that is so gay. And I hope he first asked his teammate if the dog bites!
Ladies, beware of dating profiles with the caption “Must Love Dogs”.
I mean has this Australian learned nothing from Bella? You’re supposed to just flirt with canines and screw dead people! Twilight reference, no?
I’ll be honest, at first I thought it was a new sex tape with Bristol Palin. What? She’s ugly. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’ll probably still win Dancing with the Stars.

This is Australian rugby star Joel Monaghan getting oral sex from his teammate’s dog.  Michael Vick wasn’t able to get off, but I bet this guy can.

Suck it bitch! Finally, rugby is interesting. I had no idea Australian dogs went “down under”. This gives whole new meaning to the term “doggy style”. Though in his defense, he was just trying to give a dog a bone.  I hope it’s a female dog, otherwise that is so gay. And I hope he first asked his teammate if the dog bites!

Ladies, beware of dating profiles with the caption “Must Love Dogs”.

I mean has this Australian learned nothing from Bella? You’re supposed to just flirt with canines and screw dead people! Twilight reference, no?

I’ll be honest, at first I thought it was a new sex tape with Bristol Palin. What? She’s ugly. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’ll probably still win Dancing with the Stars.

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