I'm a 26 y/o stand-up comic who's been on Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing and the Tonight Show. I toured over 100 colleges last year and I was recently named one of LA Weekly's "Top 10 Comedy Acts to Watch in 2012" and one of Funny or Die's "30 Comedians to Watch Under 30"
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
1: What do vampires call tampons?
teabags
2. Why don’t ghosts have babies?
Because then they’d be apparent.
3. What do mummies release when they exercise?
Pharaoh-moans
4. Why aren’t any mummies in AA?
They’re in denial.
5. Why do modern witches take forever to get where they’re going?
They’re feminists, so they refuse to use brooms
6. Why doesn’t Frankenstein live in LA?
There’s already enough Steins.
7. Why don’t any werewolves live in LA?
Everyone would just think they’re Armenian.
