May 2012
2 posts
February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
5 posts
I made LA Weekly's top 10 Acts to Watch in 2012! →
December 2011
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November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
1 post
Halloween Jokes!
1: What do vampires call tampons?
teabags
2. Why don’t ghosts have babies?
Because then they’d be apparent.
3. What do mummies release when they exercise?
Pharaoh-moans
4. Why aren’t any mummies in AA?
They’re in denial.
5. Why do modern witches take forever to get where they’re going?
They’re feminists, so they refuse to use brooms
6. Why doesn’t Frankenstein live in LA?
There’s already...
September 2011
4 posts
August 2011
4 posts
Hand Shucked Tonight 8pm - free beer and 2 Conan... →
Line-Up: Todd Levin (Conan writer, Premium Blend) Dan Cronin (Conan writer, Premium Blend) Mike Bridenstine (Carson Daly, Montreal JFL) Jeff Cerulli (NYC comic) Jade Catta-Preta Garet Webb Hailey Boyle NO SHOW ON JULY 30th! “Hand Shucked” Saturdays 8pm Moving Arts Theater* 1822 Hyperion ave Los Angeles, Ca 90026 $5 w/ free beer (or byob - bring any beverage - wine, etc) Free parking...
July 2011
6 posts
WatchThe Last Pizza Commercial from Brandon Routh
I wrote and acted in today’s featured video on Funny Or Die!
My Podcast Debut! →
Check out my Podcast Debut on Second Column. (click on the link above or go to iTunes). Starting at minute 33, it’s basically just me telling funny sex stories.
Hand Shucked w/ Jimmy Pardo, Matt Braunger →
Line-Up: Jimmy Pardo Matt Braunger Brooks Wheelan Johnny Pemberton Barbara Gray Eli Olsberg Eric Dadourian Rob O’Reilly “Hand Shucked” Saturdays 8pm Moving Arts Theater* 1822 Hyperion ave Los Angeles, Ca 90026 $5 w/ free beer (or byob - bring any beverage - wine, etc) Free parking (across street at the key shop 1831 Hyperion) *The theater is hard to find b/c there’s no...
Hand Shucked w/ Pete Holmes and Harris Wittels →
Great line-up this week for a $5 show w/ free beer!
Pete Holmes (Comedy Central Presents) Harris Wittels (Parks and Rec writer) Matt Goldich (Letterman writer) Christian Duguay (Mad TV) Jon Huck (Live at Gotham) Ahmed Bharoocha (Boston transplant) Rob O’Reilly (Live at Gotham)
“Hand Shucked” Saturdays 8pm Moving Arts Theater* 1822 Hyperion ave Los Angeles, Ca 90026 $5 w/ free...
June 2011
1 post
April 2011
1 post
Click Here (30 under 30 Comedians to Watch) →
I’m featured on Funny or Die / Splashlife’s “30 Under 30 - Comedians to Watch” along w/ some great comics like Hannibal Buress, Ryan Stout, Eric André, Ali Wong, Joselyn Hughes, Nikki Glaser, Andy Peters, Johnny Pemberton, Joe Mande and TJ Miller.
February 2011
2 posts
November 2010
3 posts
October 2010
1 post
The 15 Funniest Tweets of ShitMyDadSays
ShitMyDadSays is a twitter account where a guy writes all the funny things his 74 year-old dad says. I read through them all and here are the 15 best:
“Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit’s in someone else’s pants.”
“Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?…That’s her?...
July 2010
2 posts
A Letter from LeBron to Cleveland
As a someone who grew up in Cleveland, I always loved LeBron. We’re the exact age - both born in December ‘84. One of my friends even guarded him in a high school game.
And since we had similar upbringings, I really couldn’t understand how he could be so disloyal. I mean if I had his talent, not only would I refuse to play for any team except Cleveland, I’d take a pay...
Apples and Poverty
I’m basically only writing this post because I want anyone who saw me on Last Comic Standing and googles the joke to find me.
I don’t like the expression apples and oranges. Apples and oranges are easy to compare - they’re both fruits. It should be two things that are hard to compare, like apples and poverty. Although, that doesn’t work because both keep the doctor...
June 2010
2 posts
WatchIn case you missed me on Last Comic Standing, check out minutes 12:28 and 34:46 of this hulu video.
Last Comic Standing
I’m on Last Comic Standing tonight at 9pm on NBC. Hopefully they don’t screw me over by making me look like an idiot. I’ve been burned in the past by a certain reality show. Let’s just call it Schamerica’s Got Talent. I made it deep into the semi-finals of that show, and then told all my friends to watch it. They wouldnt tell me which episode I was gonna be in, so...
May 2010
2 posts
Fuck you, LOST
Tonight, LOST, you took a giant shit. In the words of Hurley, “You made a great number 2.” Worst finale ever. You didn’t answer any of my questions. You just basically just took an entire season to waste my time with a “flash sideways” that ended up being pergatory or some shit and had no connection to the parallel universe. I figured they’d connect in the...
Karma Lounge "If You Build It" 8pm Saturdays
Alongside hilarious comedian Kara Klenk, I co-produce a free show every other Saturday called “If You Build It” in New York City’s East Village at Karma Lounge. 8pm at 51 1st ave btw 3/4 st. Come see me perform.
And here’s a list of all the other free shows I’m doing in NYC this summer!
5/28 Kabin Lounge “Taint Comedy Greats” 9pm 2nd ave btw 5/6...
April 2010
2 posts
My Top Twenty Comics
This Top 20 list was not based on credentials or influence. Plenty of comics, such as Andy Kaufman, Richard Pryor or Lenny Bruce, had a ground-breaking approach that improved the art of stand-up comedy and helped inspire my favorite comics. But this list is just who makes me laugh the hardest.
1. Louis CK 2. Patton Oswalt 3. Bill Burr 4. Woody Allen 5. Mitch Hedberg 6. David Cross 7. Paul F....
How to Start Doing Stand-Up Comedy
How to Be a Stand-Up Comic
A BEGINNER’S GUIDE
A lot of fellow young people ask me what first steps they should take when trying to become a stand-up comedian. I thought I’d make a nice little blog explaining it.
The two main rules are: 1. Keep Writing and 2. Keep Getting Up.
Keep a small comedy journal on you at all times and write down every funny little thought you have. Or at least keep a...
March 2010
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