I'm a 28 y/o stand-up comic who's been on Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing and the Tonight Show. I've toured almost 300 colleges and I was recently named one of LA Weekly's "Top 10 Comedy Acts to Watch in 2012" and one of Funny or Die's "30 Comedians to Watch Under 30."

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When someone interrupts me, I usually ignore it at first and hope that it stops.   It’s important to still seem likeable as a comedian, and if you get aggressive too early, you lose likeability.   But if the interruptions continue, I will usually interact with them.  And kind of tell them to stop, but in a joking tone.  Like I’m not upset, but you need to shut up.

There’s two types of hecklers.  Those that like you, and think (incorrectly) that they are helping the show or trying to be funny themselves.   The other type of heckler is someone who doesn’t like you and is intentionally messing with you or booing.  99% of hecklers are in the first category, and will shut up when you ask them to.  But when it’s the latter, things can become aggressive. 
 

One time, I said I was about to get off stage, and this guy started clapping.  As in, he was happy I was leaving.  It was rude, and I’d had enough of him, so I walked off stage and knocked the hat off his head.  I asked him if he’d like to take it outside, but he cowardly shut up.

How to Perform at Colleges

A lot of comedians ask me how to get into the college game, so I’m going to make it nice and easy. 

The easiest way to get into the college game is by showcasing at a conference called NACA (National Association of Campus Activities).   There are 6 regional showcases (Mid-America, South, Central, Northern Plains, Northeast and Mid-Atlantic) and then one national showcase every year.  Basically you have to be selected (based on your 3-5 min video) to the showcase.  Then you perform with a bunch of other entertainers (musicians, lecturers, magicians, etc).  The audience is composed of all the various college activities boards of colleges in that region.  So they decide who they like and book you to come to campus.  Just being selected to perform on a NACA is very difficult.  And submitting cost money.

You can either submit yourself or go through an agency.  All the college entertainment agencies make it clear on their websites how new potential clients can submit.  They always want the same video they’d send to NACA, so send them all a 3-5 tape cut together with your absolute best material.  Put the best stuff up front because the people making the selections for NACA are going to not finish watching most of the videos - they’re looking at thousands of them.  The main college agencies you’d want to submit to are:
The College Agency, Neon Entertainment, KP Comedy (Kirkland Productions), Joey Edmonds, Sophie K, Bass Schuler, Auburn Moon, H2F, Admire Entertainment, Cutting Edge Entertainment, GG Greg Agency, Summit Entertainment, BE Colleges.   If you end up with multiple college agencies wanting to represent you, I’d chose the one who seems the most personable and who doesn’t have other clients on the roster that fit your same description.  The best time to submit to agencies is around April because they’ll be submitting to NACAs over the summer.
All agencies will take a 20% cut of your gigs.   But I’d recommend going with an agency if you’re new to NACA.  Until you’ve seen at least one NACA, you don’t know what to expect.
To submit yourself, you have to buy a self-representation membership, which cost around $235.   Information on how to represent yourself is here:
You don’t necessarily need to go through NACAs to do college gigs, it just makes it easier.   But you can also just start going to as many college’s websites as possible, and looking up the email info for their “student activities board” or “student activities council” or “campus activities board”.  Email them that you’d like to perform and can offer them a discount.
Good luck!
Vertical stripes versus horizontal stripes

Vertical stripes versus horizontal stripes

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My Sister Paid Progressive Insurance to Defend Her Killer In Court
I’ve been sending out some impertinent tweets about Progressive Insurance lately, but I haven’t explained how they pissed me off. So I will do that here as succinctly as possible. There’s a general understanding that says, “insurance companies— oh they’re awful,” but since Progressive turned their shit hose on my late sister and my parents, I’ve learned some things that really surprised me.
I’ll try to cleave to the facts. On June 19, 2010, my sister was driving in Baltimore when her car was struck by another car and she was killed. The other driver had run a red light and hit my sister as she crossed the intersection on the green light.

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mattfisher:

My Sister Paid Progressive Insurance to Defend Her Killer In Court

I’ve been sending out some impertinent tweets about Progressive Insurance lately, but I haven’t explained how they pissed me off. So I will do that here as succinctly as possible. There’s a general understanding that says, “insurance companies— oh they’re awful,” but since Progressive turned their shit hose on my late sister and my parents, I’ve learned some things that really surprised me.

I’ll try to cleave to the facts. On June 19, 2010, my sister was driving in Baltimore when her car was struck by another car and she was killed. The other driver had run a red light and hit my sister as she crossed the intersection on the green light.

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Podcast

Check me out on episode 42 of Gandhi, Is That You? It’s a great podcast that gets to the core of Rob O’Reilly

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Five years ago, Barry Rothbart, Dan Boulger and I made an internet pilot for SuperDeluxe that didn’t get picked up.  The premise was remarkably similar to that of the movie Mystery Team.  I was a 22 year-old detective who still solved kid crimes.  Though none of us knew about that script.  Just parallel thinking.

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Today my Charades Sketch is on the Funny Or Die homepage!

Check out my new CD “Don’t Sioux Me” on iTunes, Amazon or Spotify!

Check out my new CD “Don’t Sioux Me” on iTunes, Amazon or Spotify!